If you want a paper version of the digital content, there are these magical things called "printers" that allow you to generate such paper versions quickly and inexpensively, in the privacy of your own home. If you don't have your own "printer" you may readily find one at libraries, friends' homes, UPS stores, or a number of other locations. You could even selectively produce your copy so that you don't need to carry around content in which you have no interest.

Sheesh. Talk about first-world problems.

​It's the content that matters. Like or complain about that. The solution to preferring a paper version of a digital document that you own is distressingly trivial -- unless you derive joy from sucking up the resources to truck a physical copy to you from some distant location.​ Eliminating the massive costs of centralized printing and distribution can be the difference between life and death for many publications.