Sheesh, sometimes in this list feel like I'm in a retirement home sitting around a circle of people complaining about Elvis and self-serve elevators.
"Real men don't use HTML email"?.... pfffft. Get over it.
These days email makes up but a fraction of my digital communications, and most of that is either mailing lists, or Outlook/Exchange from work because that's how they work .... Skype, Hangouts, SMS, and social media posts enable immediate response and don't need aggressive spam filters. Not every communications calls for the same tool.
As for typing, give me a break. I can enter text on a screen without taking my finger off the glass, (using the free Swiftkey kb) at least as fast as I could ever do on a real keyboard (which was, honestly, never too fast to start with). The innovations here are coming from mobile, not the end of an RS-232 cable.
The only times where I really like a full keyboard and pointer is for typing long documents, and creating things that require greater pointing precision than the tip of my finger (which, in my case, mean a Cherry Brown keyboard and trackball instead of mouse). But such creative work takes but a fraction of my total time interfacing with computing devices.
And as for "ooh, that's a CONSUMER device".... expressed in any field, such an attitude does little but reveal elitist snobbery in the speaker. A Samsung phone in the hands of a good photographer will produce more desirable results than a dork with a Hasselblad.