The day after April fools day. Who knew?
Apparently Google does.
Since Russell is most definitely a Scots name. I post the following thematic conclusion with sincere apologies to the ghost Robbie Burns, for misrepresenting the facts of his craftsmanship, through omission and alteration of his historical words.
To a Louse, On Seeing One on a Lady's Bonnet at Church
O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as Google see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion!
Modern english translation and brief thematic analysis here.
Complete text here.