I rather liked the line about "Cryptography that post-dates the Fresh Prince." :-)
http://blog.cryptographyengineering.com/2014/08/whats-matter-with-pgp.html

It's also definitely onto something with the line:
"The TL;DR is that 'trust' means different things to you than it does to me."

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When confronted by a difficult problem, solve it by reducing it to the
question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"