JoeHill wrote:
Oh this is rich, this one made it through and I'm glad it did. Maybe it's just me but it had me nearly wetting myself:
"Hi, We have noticed your email inbox has been getting more junk email lately,
geez, yer watching MY email inbox ?
You have been chosen to check out this new windows compatiable software solution we have been working on that clears out 99% of the spam email in your inbox."
wow, CHOSEN, lucky !
1. You *would* notice that, being a spammer, no? 2. Would the remaining 1% be...you? 3. I'd be much more confident in your product if your sales team knew how to spell "compatible". 4. I could clear 100% of the spam in my mailbox if I had a list of known spammers, a steady-cam-mounted minigun, and 8 million rounds of ammo.
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