Oh this is rich, this one made it through and I'm glad it did. Maybe it's just me but it had me nearly wetting myself: "Hi, We have noticed your email inbox has been getting more junk email lately, You have been chosen to check out this new windows compatiable software solution we have been working on that clears out 99% of the spam email in your inbox." 1. You *would* notice that, being a spammer, no? 2. Would the remaining 1% be...you? 3. I'd be much more confident in your product if your sales team knew how to spell "compatible". 4. I could clear 100% of the spam in my mailbox if I had a list of known spammers, a steady-cam-mounted minigun, and 8 million rounds of ammo. -- JoeHill ++ ICQ # 280779813 Registered Linux user #282046 Homepage: www.orderinchaos.org +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "In this possibly terminal phase of human existence, democracy and freedom are more than just ideals to be valued - they may be essential to survival...."-- Noam Chomsky -- The Toronto Linux Users Group. Meetings: http://tlug.ss.org TLUG requests: Linux topics, No HTML, wrap text below 80 columns How to UNSUBSCRIBE: http://tlug.ss.org/subscribe.shtml